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July 16 [Jul. 16th, 2008|03:03 pm]
Twenty years ago today a movie hit theaters in Japan.  By the director's standards (and he also wrote the source material), the movie was nothing special, but it redefined the entire institute of anime.  Seven years later, on this day, I received my very first copy of Akira, and it changed the way I look at entertainment forever.

So, please, do yourself a favor, get out there and rent Akira.  If you've never seen it before, I hope you enjoy it.  If you've seen it, love it again.

Later.

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ZOMB!!1! ROCK BAND 2 COMPLETE SONG LIST [Jul. 14th, 2008|01:54 pm]

List here.

I would like to say there are "notable entries", but really, it's a pretty good list.  There're a lot more tracks here that I will have fun with than on the last Rock Band.  There are a lot more tracks with screaming this time around, too.  Note: Disturbed's "Down with the Sickness" - I wonder if it will have the entire rant...

Okay and "Come out and Play" by the Offspring?  For realsies?  Superserialsies?

But, after seeing the way that the song lists of Guitar Hero 3 and the original Rock Band had certain similar tracks, it'll be interesting to see what comes on the GH4 disc.
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Life Resumes [Jul. 10th, 2008|10:14 am]
That's the present tense of the verb "resume", not the noun.  So, while I invite you to invent a "life resume`" and post it in my comments, it isn't want I'm talking about.

Now that the Xbox is back, and I've gotten to indulge in a little anarchic social revolution and some parasitic dismemberment I can get back to my normal, bouncy self.  Which is to say, I'm still (just like I've been for the last couple of weeks) working 10-12 hour days, and hanging with my ever lovely girlfriend for the rest of it.

I want to hear some new music.  Hit me with links.  You know what I like.  Things that break.  Whether it's breaking bones, or breaking conventions, I'm listening.  No country/western.  That's really my only rule.  Anything else I'm open to.

Also, if you don't own a copy of Akira, go buy yourself one.  You'll be happy.

Just as soon as I've figured out something fun to say, I'll say it.
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XBox Update VI - Finale [Jul. 9th, 2008|05:16 pm]
My Xbox is home sweet home.  Total turn around time: June 22nd to July 9th.  That's two and a half weeks.  That's pretty much right where they said it'd be.  And, of course, this was right over July 4th, too.  That clearly slowed things down.  It's probably just a refurbished XBox, rather than my own personal unit, but it's still the matte black, so I'm fine with that.

The only problem is that it sounds like something broke loose inside.  I'm filing a report on that tonight to let them know.  I don't care if my Xbox rattles, as long as it still works fine.  But if this causes a problem, I'm going to make sure it's well documented that it started while the box was in THEIR possession, not mine.

So anyway, in other news, I'm getting in on the Red Faction: Guerrilla's beta test.  I'm kind of sworn to secrecy on it, so I won't be posting a lot of stuff here about it.  But I thought it was pretty cool.

The End.
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XBox Update V & Persona 3 [Jul. 7th, 2008|03:03 pm]
As previously mentioned, got notice that repairs on my xbox are completed and it would soon be shipped to me.  The email indicated that I would receive another email that would contain shipping information so that I could track it.  Never received second email.  However, by checking my repair status online, I was able to find my return tracking number and gained the following information:

It was sent out from Microsoft on July 3, 2008
UPS has it in transit
UPS had it departing from Mesquite, TX at 12:55 am July 4, 2008.

Now, here's my curiosity: that means that apparently UPS was working July 4.  Kudos to them and all that.  But I want to know why on July 7, 2008, there's no update to the status beyond July 4.  Even if it was just sitting in sorting or something, maybe I could get a "processed" or something similar.  And I wouldn't blame UPS for being closed on July 4, but apparently they weren't.  So I'm not clear on why they wouldn't be closed July 4, and could send my Xbox out of Texas, but then suddenly July 5 and July 7, I've got radio silence.

This is me trying to be optimistic, but it's a grumpy day.

But, I do have some video-gaming sunlight to cast on alloyall: Persona 3.  I'm not going to provide links or anything fancy.  I'm too lazy for that today.  The premise is that in 2009 Japan, there's an event called "the Dark Hour" that happens every night at the stroke of midnight.  During the dark hour, most of us are enshrouded in crystalline coffins that keep us from becoming aware of the dark hour or any of its goings on, and keep things in the dark hour from messing with us.  There's a group of people who continue to function during the dark hour, and they try to protect us from evil things that only operate during the dark hour.  The most noticeable result of these evil things is an outbreak of extreme psychological apathy.  Think ennui.  Totally normal people suddenly becoming completely nonresponsive, because they just don't care.  It's like an outbreak of emo, or something.

Anyway, as one of the people who operates to combat this, you're lucky enough to have a special avatar you can manifest to help you fight these dark beasts, and that avatar is called your Persona.  The game plays out as a JRPG (meaning traditional turn-based, party battles with a rotary style combat menu of Attack, Skill, Items, etc, etc, etc) with a few tweaks to make it more fun.  Half of the game is a social simulator as you go through your daily routine, making friends and influencing people.  Then at midnight you and friends go adventuring in this evil tower to fight the various monsters.

But here's why I love this game.  You can't just tap into your avatar/Persona whenever you want.  It isn't that simple, the Persona is locked inside you.  And the only way to get it out?  A bullet.  No joke.  In battle, you run up to the monsters and you fight them with whatever weapon the character uses, but when it's time to break out magic, you choose your spell and then the character places a gun against their head and pulls the trigger.  The blast sends little bits of astral glass flying out the side of their head, which turns into the Persona, who then performs whatever act you called on them to perform.

That means that over the course of even a basic fight, you routinely watch every member in your party shoot his/herself in the head multiple times.  And that never gets old.
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Kittens and Glasses [Jul. 2nd, 2008|09:41 am]
Okay, two things to blogsy about here:



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XBox Update IV [Jul. 2nd, 2008|09:28 am]
Email from Microsoft this morning at 1:20 am.  My Xbox repair is completed.  I will be receiving another email as soon as it is on the way.

So it took them less than 24 hours to fix my xbox, eh?  I suppose that means I'll be receiving someone else's refurbished box back in the mail.  That's fine by me, as long as it's a refurbished Elite.  If I get a white xbox back, I'm going to be pissed.  It'll clash with my imaginary aesthetic.
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XBox Update III [Jul. 1st, 2008|08:42 am]
Per ups.com, my RRoDed Xbox 360 arrived at its destination last night at 8:15pm.  Seeing as I dropped it off on the 25, I'm not sure how I feel about the 5 day delivery time in this day of next day shipping.  Oh well, it's in their hands now, nothing left to do but wait.

Edit: Update: signed into gmail, found an email I received at 7:26 am from Microsoft informing me that they'd received my xbox.
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A Gripe About Disproportionately Inalienable Rights [Jun. 26th, 2008|09:28 pm]
This is a spin-off of this post by [info]benchilada, which I brought to my journal because I didn't want to clog his comment box with my personal, philosophical waxing that is, frankly, off the point of his post.

So, you have to keep in mind that there are rules of logic here.  One of them is that there is a separation of church and state.  This is important, because you can't use religious morality to answer this dilemma.

Our Constitution, i.e. the document that shapes our laws and allegedly gives rise to decisions like this, lists three inalienable rights: life, liberty, and property.

So we're clear, "inalienable" means that you cannot give the right up.  It does NOT mean that it cannot be taken from you.  Inalienable means you cannot repudiate or transfer those rights.  It means that you cannot put yourself into slavery.  It means you cannot disallow yourself from possessing property.  And, I guess it means you can't kill yourself.  But, again, the Constitution does NOT mean that these rights cannot be taken from you.

On the other hand, the fact that the Constitution doesn't allow us to alienate our life, liberty, and property is a pretty clear indicator that they are the most highly regarded rights of a human existence.  Yes, they can be taken from you even when you can't give them up, but we don't allow you to give them up because of how fundamental they are to the human condition.  So while inalienable doesn't mean "can't be taken away", it does mean that these rights must be accorded a great deal of respect.

Then we've got the Eighth Amendment, which disallows cruel and unusual punishments.  Cruel and unusual punishments are:

"Such punishment as would amount to torture or barbarity, any cruel and degrading punishment not known to the Common Law, or any fine, penalty, confinement, or treatment that is so disproportionate to the offense as to shock the moral sense of the community."

Now here's my gripe: the Supreme Court just decided that the death penalty is cruel and unusual when it is sentenced to any person who's crime did not end a human life.  Specifically, it applied this in overturning a jury sentence of death that was given to man who was convicted of violently raping his 8 year old step-daughter so brutally that she required emergency surgery on her vagina and anus.

Why is it that we consider the deprivation of a person's life cruel and unusual, but we don't consider the very institution of prison cruel and unusual?  Notice that prison deprives a person of their liberty and property (at the expense of society no less).  The death penalty deprives persons of their life, and arguably their liberty and property, but I question whether an amoral philosophy can actually find a deprivation of liberty or property in the absence of life.  That is to say, how can the dead have either liberty or property at all?  Once the life is terminated, it has no capacity for liberty or property, and I believe therefore, that prison constitutes the deprivation of two inalienable rights whereas the death penalty only deprives of one.

And yet, as society, we consider it barbaric to execute criminals guilty of the most vile crimes, instead preferring to torture them by way of the deprivation of two of their most important rights.  How is prison any less of a torture than that considered to be cruel and unusual?  Because it doesn't involve violation of a person's body?  It does far more than that, it violates a person's very humanity.  And so does the death penalty.

And you know what?  I don't buy any of those arguments about how people who spend short terms in prison have suffered a less permanent deprivation than those killed.  Yes, those person's can enjoy subsequent liberty and property, but nothing you do will return to them that which was deprived.  It is no less an assault upon their humanity.  Rather, they get the privilege of living with the scars of those deprivations.

This has reached the point that it's just a rant for me.  It started out there, but now I'm just getting caught up in it, so I'm going to end this post now before it stops making sense.

 

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XBox Update [Jun. 26th, 2008|07:56 am]
Okay, as already mentioned, yesterday I got the box that Microsoft sent me to return my 360 in.  It came with an electrostatic-proof bag, a pair of styrofoam braces, a self-addressed (to their service center) prepaid UPS sticker, instructions, and a strip of pressure sensitive tape.  Other than the initial difficulty I had getting the backing off the tape, the boxing process was easy and direct.

The box is plain white, and the markings on the outside are nondescript.  There are no indications on the box that it involves Microsoft or an Xbox.

Despite this fact, when I walked into the UPS store, the guy at the counter took one look at my box and said "We got another Xbox."  He explained that they get between ten and twelve of these packaged up xboxes a week.  He assured me that Microsoft would get it in a couple of days, and mine would be back in a couple of weeks (which, of course, I'd already been told).  Thought that was kind of funny.

I checked my tracking number this morning, and its already in transit.  At this point, I don't know exactly where, but it's on its way.

I'll keep an eye for arrival time, etc.
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Two Ads with Issues [Jun. 24th, 2008|03:10 pm]
First, this ad is creepy as shit.  I don't know what they were thinking, but they didn't think it through very well.  Sexy is one thing... this is another.

The issues with this one, I think, are pretty apparent right on its face.  (Thanks to [info]dragon_smoke for the link, via comments on [info]benchilada's lj)

Next, up, I really like this ad.  It's cute.  It's Its issues are is that Heinz pulled it because they received 200 complaints.



Thanks to [info]benchilada on this one.  I'm emailing.
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XBox Update II [Jun. 24th, 2008|01:47 pm]
Confirmation from UPS that my return box was left at the apartment office today.  I'll pick it up and drop my xbox off at UPS tonight.  But, since it'll be after normal shipping hours, I'm going to count tomorrow, June 25, 2008, as day 1 for purposes of turn around time.
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Wanted [Jun. 23rd, 2008|01:25 pm]
Okay, quick rant about Angelina Jolie's newest flick: Wanted.

I read the source material, a graphic novel by Mark Millar that has been very loosely adapted into this film.  The source material involves a young man who lives a humdrum, mundane little existence punctuated largely by his routine humiliations at the hands of managers and his girlfriend.  The character was clearly based off of Eminem, I assume the law suit is pending if it has not yet been settled.

Wesley Gibson (said protagonist) discovers one day that he has inherited a fortune from his long absent father.  But there's a catch.  His long absent father was one of the world's most notorious supervillians (hence his absenteeism and fortune) who has been assassinated.  In order to claim his inheritance, Wesley has to don his father's mantle and become a supervillian.  He, of course, discovers he has quite the aptitude for it, and finds himself living a life of brutality, excess, and hedonism.  He lives and works alongside other supervillians with accurate and loving monikers like "Shithead" and "Johnny Two-Dicks".  The graphic novel takes place in a world very much like the D.C. universe, with many of its characters running parallel to popular characters therefrom.

Eventually Wesley discovers a conspiracy and a mystery and embarks on a quest for vengeance and so on and so forth.

It doesn't bother me that the more fantastical elements of the graphic haven't (apparently) made it into the film adaptation.  What bothers me is that the Fraternity in the film appears to be altruistic.  I've heard their catchphrase is "one live to save thousands" and is an attempt to justify their organized killings.

In the graphic, there was no "one life to save thousands" motivating the Fraternity.  They operated to do what they wanted, when they wanted, for any reasons they wanted.  They weren't looking out for us, they weren't saving thousands, they were killing one because it felt good to kill someone.

Part of the charm of the graphic is watching the characters operate inside such a bleak amoral shell, and try to find some guidance and reason from it.

Anyway, I'm a bit worried.  I'm not trying to fanboy out or anything.  I'm not really that upset that we apparently will never see Mister Rictus.  My concern is that this movie is named "Wanted" strictly to avoid the copyright infringement lawsuit that was going to get thrown at them if they tried to make a movie about a superpowered assassin inheriting a superpowered throne from his dead superpowered father.  My concern is that they've taken everything that made the graphic what it was and have replaced it with big explosions and Angelina Jolie flexing her kegel.
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Well Dammit, He Had a Near-Miss Heart Attack. [Jun. 23rd, 2008|08:46 am]
Well I hope that where ever Mr. Conductor ended up, that he's happy.  I hope he's getting off on setting all of our Monday's a foot on that news.  You know he is.

Just in case you don't get it, George Carlin died.  I would be gentler about it, but I don't think he wants us to be gentle about it.  So he fucking died.  Rufus is no more.

R.I.P.

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XBox Update [Jun. 23rd, 2008|08:39 am]
At 11:22 last night I got two emails: one from XBox support confirming my repair request, and generally describing the three different manners by which XBoxes are sent to Microsoft for repairs; the other from UPS confirming that a package was en route to me from Microsoft.  The UPS email gave me a tracking number.  As of 8:41 a.m. the status of the package was just that UPS received billing information on the package.
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Just Another Victim [Jun. 22nd, 2008|06:41 pm]
Today, I attempted to play Guitar Hero 3 on my XBox 360.  I pressed power, and this is what I saw:


This is known as the "Red Ring of Death" (though, officially, Microsoft does not know what the "red ring of death" is).  When a 360 is powered on, and a person sees these three lights flashing red, it means their 360 has suffered a hardware failure.

Frankly, this is so widespread that Microsoft initiated a product wide 3 year warranty if your 360 demonstrates this failure.

I tried to report this via their webpage, but kept meeting with error messages.  So I got on their 800 number and they're sending me a box to return my dead 360 to them in.  They will repair it and return it to me, or at least a functioning reburbished model.  This process, all told, will take between 3 and 4 weeks.  I will keep track of this entire process here on my blog, just to document how the process actually goes for me.  At this point, I'm in the "waiting 3-4 days to receive the sending box" phase.
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Score one for the good guys! (aka Super Law Blog) [Jun. 20th, 2008|02:57 pm]
Full decision available at: http://www.state.il.us/court/Opinions/SupremeCourt/2008/June/104538.pdf

Yesterday, the Illinois Supreme Court finally ruled on a case that's been a serious pain in my butt for over a year: Wills v. Foster. This April 2007 decision of the Fourth District Appellate Court held that where:
1) an injured party had some or all of their medical bills paid by Medicare or Medicaid; and
2) due to the collateral source rule*, the jury was not allowed to hear evidence that Medicare and/or Medicaid paid some or all of the medical bills, but instead were only presented with the entire charge for medical services; and
3) the jury granted the injured party an award that included compensation for their entire medical bills

THEN it was appropriate for the trial court to modify the jury's decision and reduce the award to the injured party to the amount of the medical care actually paid by Medicare/Medicaid.

* A collateral source is any source that helps dampen the impact of a person's fiscal injuries; i.e. insurance.  In a lawsuit, no one is allowed to mention collateral sources in front of the jury because it is believed that if the jury hears that insurance will be (or has been) footing the bill, that they will either exaggerate or diminish awards depending on who is believed to be insured.  I.E. we can give a huge judgment to the injured, because its not the Defendant who's paying, it's the Defendant's insurance.  C.F. we don't have to give the injured anything because his insurance covered his medical bills, so its not like the doctors are chasing him down.  Defendants cannot excuse themselves from liability because of a collateral source.  Legally, you cannot argue that the plaintiff was less injured because they had insurance to protect them from medical bills.





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Too much, too fast. [Jun. 9th, 2008|07:12 am]
I was in Chicago from Wednesday night until Sunday night for my friends, Brent and Alisha's wedding. As you can imagine, over the course of those four days, a lot happened. I'll try to distill the best bits to pass along here.

But there's also a family situation going on that has me distracted.

And, of course, my career doesn't care about either the wedding or my family issues, so any more updates will have to wait.
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Bitches put away yo' pistals... [Jun. 3rd, 2008|03:09 pm]
I picked up Punk Goes Crunk a week or so ago, and I'm enjoying the piss out of it.

I have a soft spot for well-done covers, with "well-done" covering a wide array. I can appreciate covers that masterfully recreate the exact experience that was the original, especially if the original is in need of some audio-touch-ups.

On the other hand, I also really dig on taking music and placing it into a new context.

This CD has a little bit of both. From tracks like "California Love" by My American Heart, that at some points could have been the original if Dre and Tupac were less talented, to the screaming cover of "Still Fly" by The Devil Wears Prada, which you hardly can tell used to be a rap song. And then there are the real gems, like the Star Wars inspired cover of Lil John's "Put Yo' Hood Up" by Set Your Goals, and the Ol' Dirty Bastards' "Got Your Money" by Say Anything that are... well... they are what they are.

The album is a lot of fun, check it out. I particularly enjoy all the songs where poor little white boys had to figure out what to do about lyrics that drop certain, notorious racial slurs on a regular basis.

Okay, but so here's the interesting thing, or, at least, interesting to me. The one song that I really stuck to enough that I want to look into the band is the aforementioned "Still Fly" cover performed by The Devil Wears Prada. Those that know me personally know that I like music that screams. Loudly. Angrily. Recent additions to my collection include Heaven Shall Burn's "Iconoclast" and Dead to Fall's newest, and sadly last, album "Are You Serious?"

Shout Out for Dead to Fall )
So what was my point? Oh yeah, so like I said, this band "The Devil Wears Prada" intrigues me. They've got a screamocore thing going on, with the whiny emo singing bursting into really nasty scream riffs that remind me of why METALLICA IS FOR THE WEAK AND RETIRED. (Seriously, even Kittie could kick Metallica's Avril Lavigne-loving asses).

There is a point in here... somewhere... add....

Oh yeah, so what a lot of people who've been forced through my iPod also realize is that I happen to be a huge fan of the Christian Death Metal scene. Zao, Norma Jean, The Chariot, I Am Legend, Underoath, etc, etc, etc. But I haven't really discovered any new good bands in that scene for a year or so, and I figured maybe that was a passing phase of the genre (though, of course, the genre will continue). Turns out that The Devil Wears Prada is another one to add to the list.

Wasn't that worth all the reading?
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Eight Bells, NOOOOOO! [May. 28th, 2008|03:26 pm]

Okay, so, sure, my subject line is in bad taste.  Deal with it.
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